TSA destroys great pianist's piano

because it -- and I'm not making this up -- it "smelled funny." America has, without a doubt, some of the meanest and stupidest people on the planet in charge of "security." Kyrstian Zimerman, the great Polish pianist and owner of the piano WMD, told an audience at Walt Disney Concert Hall what he thought about America's idiotic, barbaric government.

I think I'm going to buy a couple of his CD's.